My Morning Phone Call
Aide: "Good morning, Senator Harry Reid's Office."
Me: "Good morning, this is Karen Zipdrive calling from San Antonio."
Aide: "How may I help you?"
Me: "I just want to tell Senator Reid that he is my new hero. Its about time a Democrat in the Senate develops some serious balls."
Aide: "Why, thank you very much..."
Me: "If he wants to run for president, I'll collect money and campaign in Texas for him."
Aide: "That's very nice of you, I'll be sure to tell the Senator."
Me: "And tell him the harder he hits these Republican criminals, the better the American public will like it."
Aide: "I will, ma'am."
Me: "And tell him I'm praying for him, but not in a right-wing, religious nutjob way..."
Aide: (laughing) "Okay, I'll let him know."
Me: "Okay. You have a wonderful day."
Aide: "I'm already having one! Thanks, you too."
Me: "Bye." (click)
Call him yourself at (202) 224-3542
Then post the conversation to my comments. C'mon, it'll be fun.