Friday, January 15, 2010

Hilariously Odious

I tried to watch last night's debate between Texas GOP gubernatorial candidates
Kay Battleax Hutchison, Rick the Prick Perry and unknown Debra Medina, but after 19 minutes of nausea, I clicked over to a rerun of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
The most hilarious result of the debate was all the polls about who we think won the debate. The big nobody Debra Medina is leading with more than 70% of the vote, and that's in polls all over Texas.
I'm so glad my fellow Texans have discovered that Perry and Hutchison are a couple of phonies with horrible personalities, and even more horrible plans for Texas.
YAY! Now if Medina can win the primary, the Democrats can beat her like a bad habit, with virtually anyone with a pulse.


bigsis said...

You lasted longer than I did. Perry started off saying his favorite federal agency is the US military. The dumb ass should have said he liked them second to the Texas National Guard.

Medina is totally nuts and the Texas Dems have the likes of some hair products guy named Farouk Shami running for Gov, so we're pretty much screwed either way.

nonnie9999 said...

i bet the smell of hairspray was overpowering in that room. and that's just from rick perry.

Fran said...

Last time I attempted to watch a GOP debate, my family later told me I was snoring!

Lulu Maude said...

Molly always said that Texas politics were lots of fun.If you've got the patience to take notes, you can have a ball afterward.

p.s. I'm back, sort of.

Distributorcap said...

maybe they could replace leno

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd rather Leno replace them!