I tried to watch last night's debate between Texas GOP gubernatorial candidates
Kay Battleax Hutchison, Rick the Prick Perry and unknown Debra Medina, but after 19 minutes of nausea, I clicked over to a rerun of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
The most hilarious result of the debate was all the polls about who we think won the debate. The big nobody Debra Medina is leading with more than 70% of the vote, and that's in polls all over Texas.
I'm so glad my fellow Texans have discovered that Perry and Hutchison are a couple of phonies with horrible personalities, and even more horrible plans for Texas.
YAY! Now if Medina can win the primary, the Democrats can beat her like a bad habit, with virtually anyone with a pulse.