Monday, January 04, 2010

New Reality Show!
From Karen Zipdrive, it's the new reality show that's sweeping the nation!




Yes, it's Garage Sale! the exciting new show that takes you from garage sale to yard sale to flea markets all over the South!
See the tattered merchandise, watch the fights between eager buyers, see the crap people will pay good money for!
If you like MTV's Jersey Shore, Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Shamwow ads, or even people watching at Walmart, you'll love Garage Sale!
Now that Jon and Kate are gone, weep no more! Garage Sale! will please even the most discriminating crapoholic. If you love Hoarders, you'll love Garage Sale!

11 comments:

Distributorcap said...

oh the esecs at bravo all over the blogs for new ideas
LOL

Dusty said...

Sweet Jaysus, are you sure it's not about Bakersfield woman? It sure sounds like it! ;)

nonnie9999 said...

not sure if this can compete with abc's new offering, 'conveyor belt of love.'

Sue J said...

Celebrity Garage Sale?

bigsis said...

I hope this show doesn't come on the same time as "One Big Happy Family" because I can't miss a show with an obese family eating themselves to death.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I saw the promos for "Conveyer Belt of Love" and even I, with my appetite for trash TV, couldn't bear to watch it.
As for my Big Sis, she's a fastidious Virgo in every sense of the word, and I just love eating in a restaurant with her when a big, sweaty slob walks in.
She makes that classic Cloris Leachman yuck face. Hil-ar-ious!

Lulu Maude said...

Count the flyspecks! Feel the love!

Actually, I think Sue J has the right idea. You could watch Nicholas Cage auction off his Bavarian castle and Phil Spector's wife sell off lover-boy's wall of sound equipment.

Lulu Maude said...

p.s. PSP is back in the old place, minus the pink pony imagery...

Fran said...

This could even produce a spin off show-- Good Times @ Goodwill.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fran--they could also do, "The Secretive, Religious Homophobes at the Salvation army."
As for "Garage Sale!" I'm a purist. No celebrities required--just a lot of white trash selling useless old crap to white trash customers.
And I'd start filming in the Deep South, where it's sure to be good and trashy.

Fran said...

Ewww KZ the Salvation Army version sounds real bad. No go on that show!