Gee, Octopussy Nada Nadia Suleman has a new bikini bod.
She claims she did not have plastic surgery to remove the skin tarp that used to be her pregnancy belly. Funny, she also claimed those Mick Jagger lips of hers also were real.
She claims that nightly, three-hour sessions at the gym have helped her regain her shape, post-litter.
Sure, 14 kids at home and she's got time to hit the gym every night.
We all saw her belly when she was pregnant; there was enough skin to create a teepee for a family of four. There were stretch marks that looked like Google maps of the entire U.S. freeway system.
After she whelped the 8 pups, that excess skin would have been hanging down around her knees.
And look at that new belly button. It looks like a coin slot on a Coke machine. Belly buttons are round. After delivering 14 kids, belly buttons are round and huge, like a pot hole.
I'm not a meteorologist, but I know when it's raining.
And I'm not a psychiatrist, but I can smell crazy from 1,500 miles away.