Saturday, January 23, 2010

Oh, Barf

Gee, Octopussy Nada Nadia Suleman has a new bikini bod.
She claims she did not have plastic surgery to remove the skin tarp that used to be her pregnancy belly. Funny, she also claimed those Mick Jagger lips of hers also were real.
She claims that nightly, three-hour sessions at the gym have helped her regain her shape, post-litter.
Sure, 14 kids at home and she's got time to hit the gym every night.
We all saw her belly when she was pregnant; there was enough skin to create a teepee for a family of four. There were stretch marks that looked like Google maps of the entire U.S. freeway system.
After she whelped the 8 pups, that excess skin would have been hanging down around her knees.
And look at that new belly button. It looks like a coin slot on a Coke machine. Belly buttons are round. After delivering 14 kids, belly buttons are round and huge, like a pot hole.
I'm not a meteorologist, but I know when it's raining.
And I'm not a psychiatrist, but I can smell crazy from 1,500 miles away.


Anonymous said...

Great commentary.

nonnie9999 said...

you really think octopussy is actually watching her own kids? maybe they took all that extra skin and made an extra kid out of it. or maybe a purse.

Anonymous said...

thinking they got with kirstey allie and made a bounce house...

Fran said...

Wow! They sure do some fancy airbrushing in photos these days.
I thought Dr. Phil brought in a gaggle of nurses to help Nadia with her litter.
Even if she could go to the gym (I remember back in the day ONE baby at a time wiped me out)..... 8 babies means you are constantly changing diapers, changing clothes feeding or cleaning someone or something.
Plus she had a special needs child.
This woman probably agreed to the mag cover for the $$$.
8 babies go through a (pardon the expression), shitload of diapers.

bigsis said...

Maybe its all pulled back and held in place behind her with jumbo binder clips.

Lulu Maude said...

'kay, Zippie, but what about Rick the Prick and the convict get-out-the-vote??

Can't wait to read your thoughts on that.

Karen Zipdrive said...

My thoughts on Rick the Prick have stayed the same.
He's a liar. He's a phony.
He will do anything to serve himself. He's horrible for the state of Texas. He has lied about the state's unemployment status and about our budgetary stability.
I don't know about him having convicts get out the vote, but if there's any question of him doing something that scummy, chances are he did it.

okjimm said...

I'm not a meteorologist, but I know when it's raining. ~~~~

Boy I needed a grin..... good stuff!!!

Fran said...

I can't comment, I am laughing too hard. Does "The Star" have a letters to the editor page? If so, I think you need to write them a letter, using this blog post as a foundation.

Dusty said...

And I'm not a psychiatrist, but I can smell crazy from 1,500 miles away. This bitch is nucking futs and a grand liar.

Comrade E.B. Misfit said...

And not a single stretch mark....