For The Record
A Blogatorial by KarenZipdrive
So there's a 17-year-old picture of Elena Kagan playing softball. So what?
For the record, I have never played softball, or any team sport.
I don't drive a Subaru Outback.
I don't watch football, or own a football.
I don't have any dyke friends named BJ, Stony or Lil' Bit.
I hate Melissa Etheridge's overly dramatic music, and I have never liked her cornball, overly earnest shtick.
I detest camping and hiking.
I didn't watch The L Word past Season One.
I rarely drink beer.
I get along well with men, straight and gay.
I don't do my own car repairs.
I know how to set a table.
I own more than six sets of dinner napkins.
I wear perfume...okay I wear men's cologne but it's French so that counts as girly.
I don't own a big dog with a bandanna around his neck.
I don't like hunting or fishing.
But I am a red blooded, lady licking lesbian.
If a photo of a butch woman playing softball is suspicious, then what the fuck is this?
I rest my case, your honor.