The Real Housewives of NYC
Did you see the latest episode?
I need my very own Real Housewives buddy I can call and laugh about these dizzy bitches from NYC and New Jersey after each episode.
I have certain friends I compare notes with for several different TV shows, but these Housewife bitches like Jill Zarin, the gossipy JAP shmata seller with the hideous apartment that looks like a Polish drag queen decorated it, needs to be talked about with someone in the know.
Did these lines make you laugh?
"I don't eat processed foods. I like Gummy Bears."
"You like drama too much--you like to make lemonade out of lemons!"
"Elegance is learned, mah friend..."
In Andy Cohen's hilarious after-show, 96% of viewers polled wanted to throw Kelly Bensimon off the yacht into the water. That was an all time high in the polls. Agree?
Do you know what I'm talking about? If so, we need to talk.