Friday, May 14, 2010
Half-term quitter former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin told National Rifle Association members that the only thing stopping President Obama and the Democratic Congress from banning guns is a potential political backlash in November.
Will someone please ask Dick Cheney to take this idiotic bitch hunting?
Doesn't even have to be hunting- just target practice somewhere outdoors where Dick is first given his daily quart of Jim Beam and a powerful rifle or two. And please, someone dress Sarah up in a beautiful native American hunting vest made from quail feathers.
How long has Palin been on the national scene now- a couple of years? Would it be asking too much for her to come up with a new topic, or at least a new slant on an old topic?
Obama's popularity is back on the rise, but I'm sure she hasn't heard about that since Fox News is an unlikely source for that kind of tidbit. So what does Palin do to help restore America's confidence in our president and thereby our nation? She whips up the NRA lunatics yet again.
This week she stirred up another group of progressives at the National Sump Pump convention. No, I am not kidding--the sump pumpers paid to hear the Bilge Queen flap her idiot gums.
From the Sump Pumpers to the NRA, this money hungry bitch will appear literally anywhere as long as there's a fat check at the end of the speaking engagement. Teabaggers and other dimwits continue to believe that Palin is a patriot who's genuinely interested in the welfare of our nation.
The idiots on the right still think she might be considering a run for the presidency. Are they really stupid enough to think she'd work a full time job for only $400,000 a year when she's making five times that on the snake oil circuit?
Look. It's not that I am against a vigorous first amendment and honest debate on the issues facing America today. I'm against stupid fucking idiots like Palin leading other stupid fucking idiots down the path of racism, anarchy, xenophobia and vigilantism.
I worry about the teabaggers and radical right, Palin-loving NRA types a lot more than I worry about Islamic terrorists. I mean, all of us get edgy when we see a swarthy guy at the airport drop to his knees toward Mecca and mumble about Allah and his pal Akbar.
But not enough of us worry about the American guy with the baseball cap, the fishing T-shirt and the Glock 9mm holstered to his Wranglers.