Tuesday, November 16, 2010

It Must Be Love

Oh, brother.
Chaz Bono brought his girlfriend to the premiere of his mom's new movie "Burlesque."
I'm not a body language expert, but I know enough to know when someone is more interested in publicity than the man she's with.
Chaz has his eyes closed while kissing, while whatshername gives a big gummy smile right into the camera lens.
Maybe Chaz should stop chasing bimbos for a while, get his ass to a gym and start losing some of that fat. A hundred extra pounds is too much extra to lug around, and it obviously attracts the wrong kind of woman.
If having complicated sexual reassignment surgery was do-able for Chaz, how hard could a lap-band procedure be?
This is a disturbing photo on way too many levels.
Make it stop!


Lulu Maude said...

Worse, Chaz now is all into heterosexuality...

But then, I don't know what I would do if I'd been named Chastity.

okjimm said...

//sexual reassignment surgery was do-able for Chaz, how hard could a lap-band procedure be//

depends on the lap dance & how good the surgery was. I suppose if ole' chaz pumps the pump enough it can get hard enough......but I really want to see if Beck can get it up instead.....he's suh a dickhead. And so limp otherwise

nonnie9999 said...

that's what the body language says, but according to news reports, she's his long-time girlfriend. how long, i don't know. maybe someone just happened to call her name when the pic was taken.

Fran said...

Between this and the Cheney picture at Sparklepony's, I'm shot. I'm going to bed, feeling ill!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Nonnie, Chaz's mother is Cher. That means Chaz has always had plenty of access to Mama's money because he's never had a job (that I can think of).
That means the chippy on his arm has been the beneficiary of Cher's largess for a long time. My instincts tell me if Chaz was just some ordinary transgendered working shlub, chippy would never have given him a shot back when he was a she.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Pssst! Y'all go to Princess Sparkle Pony's blog and see a recent pic of Dick Cheeeny.
Dick's looking kinda limp.

bigsis said...

Looks like neither Chaz nor his g'friend Jennifer have jobs and never have. So they have plenty of time to hang out, eat peanut butter and bacon sandwiches and think of ways to spend Sonny & Cher's money.

I hope that when Stephen (a.k.a. Kathlyn Beatty) goes through her sex reassignment she doesn't blimp up like Chaz.