The Dreaded Nut Cut

I finally did it.
I schedule my baby kitten James' fuzzy little butterscotch colored testicles to be removed on Wednesday, May 1.
Okay, he's not a baby, he's 8 months old and 14 pounds.
And his nuts aren't little, they are the size of a fig.
I have postponed it because I couldn't bear to leave him overnight in a vet's office.
But I have a nice faggot veterinarian who understands testes.
He's expensive but hey, James is worth it.
And they say if I don't get them removed soon, he'll piss on Zed's shoes because she'll threaten his domain when she's on "his side of the bed."
And we can't have that.