My Birthday Haiku

Forty-nine is great
I can still function just fine
As long as I nap...

My love is younger
But she has all silver hair
Redken makes mine brown

At my age I can
Still cut the mustard, but I
Sometimes forget to

My measurements have
Finally combined to match
My IQ number

When I was your age
I used to do many things
But I forget what

Age: just a number
Alas, mine is so high now
It freaks me out bad!

Forty-nine is odd
I must care for my skin
With Oil of Old Age!