Survivor Shock!

They voted off John the gay nurse last night in a shocking move to dilute the strongest alliance in the tribe.
Seems a trivia challenge involving cutting down each player's three ropes holding coconuts revealed everyone's pecking order, and the alliance that John led was openly displayed.
The crusty old judge Paschal and his mousy acolyte Neleh the Mormon saw they were next after the black folks, so they got even at the Tribal Council vote and gave John the ax.
Sean and Vecepia, the black contestants, were given a new lease on life and it looks like lazy Sean bought himself more time.
Vecepia is cool, she's like the reverend of the show who's always thanking Jesus for one thing or another. Sean is cute as hell, but that angry black man thing is just tedious.
I was sad to see John go, being the token queer and all, but his weepy farewell remarks were a little too much to take. Chin quivering makes me nervous.
Flying under the radar are the oafish chauffeur Robert, Tammy the crime reporter and Zoe, the fishing boat captain and suspected dyke.
This is a great time to tune in- the snakes are starting to hiss and everyone who gets voted off now becomes a juror.