Hey, You, Get Offa My Foot
Last night Baby Jake went on a relentless attack against my 3-year-old cat Nick.
When I'd break it up, he'd go after my foot. When I'd shake him off my foot, he'd go back to attacking Nick.
It went on for hours.
Nick got extra wet food this morning for not maiming (or killing) Jake last night.
This crazy stage is similar to the terrible twos human babies go through, so I'm told.
Jake is no longer the soft, malliable infant I once had. He's a maniac. This stage lasts at least 10 more months. What have I done??