Look at That Stupid Bastard
No, not McCain, I mean his chief economic advisor Phil Gramm. Yep, Gramm, another hen-eyed, yammering East Texas hick said on Thursday that, "The economy is not in bad shape, Americans are just a bunch of whiners."
Gas is at more than $4 a gallon.
Airlines are going bankrupt.
Unemployment is growing by the week.
The cost of wheat, milk and eggs are skyrocketing.
Mortgages are facing record foreclosures.
The Middle Class is slipping down the polluted river.
But Gramm thinks we're all just whining.
What a fucking turd this guy is. He doesn't worry about what things cost; as a former U.S. Senator from Texas, we can assume he's set for life from all the payola and graft he caged while he was in office.
Phil Gramm has a Ph.D. in economics, so he's called Dr. Phil Gramm.
Obama denounced his blase claim that Americans were just whiners by saying "America already has one Dr. Phil, we don't need another."
Hackneyed pop culture reference aside, McCain replied that Obama was just "being Dr. No."
Dr. Phil? Dr. No?
I wish they'd both quit trying to be witty- it's just not working for either of these stiffs.
McCain went on to distance himself from Gramm's insensitive remarks, yet we should all bear in mind that Gramm has the inside track on being a major player in a McCain presidency.
Aren't you sick of all these GOP retreads their presidential candidates keep dredging up?
How many fucking times must we endure the likes of Gramm and Cheney and Gingrich and Rumsfeld and the rest of these crusty old bozos who all peaked in the 80's?
As a Texan, I warned all of you about Bush way before he became the president and I was right.
Well, hear me now and believe me later: Phil Gramm is a crooked, lying prick. His nasal voice and cornpone accent are enough to trigger mass fist fights. He's arrogant, a know-it-all and, like most Republicans, totally clueless about the average American taxpayer.
He's Doctor No Fucking Way.