The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin
Oh, golly, I know it's not very Christian to hate someone, but I just hate hate hate that total doodiehead Scott Brown because he's all style and no substance, such as I am. He's so darn shallow!
Firstly (I love that word, it sounds so darn intellectual) anyhoo, firstly Scott Brown is just as Johnny Hollywood as that dirty bird Levi Johnston.
To think he posed for Cosmopolitan (named for a drink those whores on Sex and the City drink by the gallon) buck nekid with his nasty hairs "down there" showing for all the world to see!
When Bristol showed the centerfold to me, I had to kneel and pray for his tarnished soul, I was so truely shocked!! It was nothing short of pornography!! I made Bristol kneel and pray too--God knows she knows how to get on her knees so it may as well be for The Lord.
Sure, it's great we got a new Republican in the senate, especially in that old communist liberal Teddy Kennedy's dead seat. But for gosh sakes alive, did they have to pick such a pretty boy?
And the way the base reacts to him is shameless!
He's all humble-like and tries to act like he thinks he knows what he's doing and such, and he's just eating up all the attention he's getting from other senators and the media and the internet is all abuzzed over Mister Prettyboy.
When I called him to congradulate his win, he acted like he was all busy and way too darned important to take my call--AND I COULD HAVE BEEN THE DARN VEE PEE FOR GODS SAKES!!! Then to make it worst, when the media asked him if he and I had met or spoken he said NO!!! God forbid he wants to share the limelight with a pretty gal from Alaska!!!
I hate that he uses his looks to get ahead. It's so darn shallow and its certainly not in keeping with the teachings of Our Lord Jesus Christ which tells us to be modest in dress, words and how we act in public--which certainly does not include stripping naked for the camera lenses!!!
I think he's another John Edwards, watch and see. Firstly, :) he has a chubby wife, which means he's a dirty cheater with all his high-style jet setter buddies who got him the election.
And being from Massachusets, even if he's a Republican you just know he's a closet liberal who loves abortion, nudity, homosexual agendas, no prayer in school, and tax tax taxing.
I hate him!!
Good thing I still have the teabaggers in my left pocket. They know from shinola, doggone it, and they arent about to fall for a pretty young thing like Scottie Boy, no sir-ree-bob!!! This weekend at the Teabag National Convention, Scottie won't be there because he's too darn fancy to hobnob with regular folks down south. But I will be there and they'll be yelling MY name and not his stupid name!!!
People are so darned stupid! Scottie Boy shows up in front of the cameras all dressed up and hair gelled and bats his eyes at the audience like he's some kind of darned movie star! He's such a show-off!
Oh I bet he is a movie star, come to think of it, I bet there's a filthy sex tape out there somewheres because once you pose naked, what's to stop you from getting in a dirty X rated movie for a couple more dollars??? And I bet his chubby wife wasn't his costar, either. It makes me want to puke is what it makes me.
Anyhoo, I just can't stand a publicity hungry pretty boy politician camera hog.
He truely makes me sick.