A Tribute to NBA Basketball, from Zed
Three basketball fans were on their way to a game in San Antonio when
one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, drunk and passed out.
Out of respect and propriety, the Spurs fan took off his Spurs cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Utah fan took of his Jazz cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Lakers fan
took off his Lakers cap and placed it over her crotch.
911 was called and, when the fire officer arrived, he conducted his
assessment. First, he lifted up the San Antonio Spurs cap, replaced it,
and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Utah Jazz cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Los
Angles Lakers cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Spurs fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What’s the deal,
are all fire fighters perverts or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the fire fighter, "I'm simply surprised. Normally, when I
look under a Lakers cap, I find an asshole."