Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Cindy Sheehan Considers Bid for Senate?

Uhh, Cindy, I am all for you leading anti-war protests, but the idea of you replacing Diane Feinstein as a Senator from California isn't going to fly.
As a grieving mother you are fine, but as an orator you are...well, too goofy to be in the Senate.
Not that there are no goofy Senators already, but they tend to be Repugnicans, not Democrats. Well, except for Lieberman, but he may as well be a Repugnican.
You might consider a move to Arkansas or Alabama, where the population will think you are a brilliant step up from their current legislators.
But California is too big and too important a state to have a meek woman Senator.
Sorry, Cindy, you need to stick with what works for you.

2 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Sad but true...

Karen Zipdrive said...

She got arrested last night trying to get in to hear the speech.
Bush is afraid of her, obviously.
She doesn't seem all that ominous to me, but I guess Bush and I have different standards of what constitutes fear.