Monday, January 09, 2006

One Step Closer to Hell...

Big Dick Cheney was taken to George Washington Hospital early Monday experiencing shortness of breath, a spokeswoman said. He was released four and a half hours later. Cheney spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride said Cheney was taken to the hospital at 3 a.m. He was released about 7:30 a.m. Doctors found his electrocardiogram unchanged and determined he was retaining fluid because of medication he was taking for a foot problem...

After four heart attacks, several cardiac procedures and a pacemaker implant, it's a wonder VP Lord Voldemort is still alive.
Someone get a silver spike, please.

3 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

Not really alive, but certainly charged and recharged. The actual Cheney expired some time ago, which is why nobody heard from him for a while. Down in the bunker uber-techies were busily fashioning a new Dick out of the old one's leftover parts. This cyberborg can now stand in for the old Dick (Lynne says she's never had better), issuing various falsehoods on behalf of the administration. His 2 gb memory can combine and re-combine an infinite number of phrases for just about any occasion, although the ubers did tend to oversupply references to 9/11.

Wotta Dick!

Karen Zipdrive said...

At least his parents named him appropriately.

dusty said...

You two are hilarious..but right on the money of course.