Sunday, January 22, 2006

Get Kinky Tonight

Texas gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman will be on CBS "60 Minutes" tonight.
If Minnesota could get sick of the status quo and elect Jesse Ventura, I don't see why Texas can't elect a common sense coot like Kinky.
In the running so far are Rick Perry, the closeted gay GOP incumbent whose arrogance is matched only by the Bush boys, and Carol McClellan-Keeton-Rhylander-Strayhorn, the mother of demon spawn & pudgy faggot Scottie Mc Clellan. She apparently believed she had to marry every man she ever screwed.
Of the three contenders, Friedman is the only one who seems like a real person rather than typical Texas GOP neo-cons, who all seem to be cranked out of a factory like bad sausage.
Unless some Democrat comes along with some legitimate ideas, I'm voting for Kinky.

Let's all watch him tonight and see what he has to say.
I think anyone who had the balls to call his musical group, "Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys" is worth hearing out.

12 comments:

Mike said...

i love kinky friedman - have read a bunch of his books...

i used to think folks like him and ventura running for office was a disgrace - now, what the heck - how could they be worse...friedman was a sucessful musician and is a successful writer - ventura was a successful pro wrestler - your typical politician has not proved competence in any area - other than getting elected

Karen Zipdrive said...

Mike, I thought the same thing, once upon a time.
Now that Bush has shown all of us what the political Peter Principle looks like, anything goes in the political arena today.
The Repubes all seem like crooks and the Democrats seem like a bunch of pussies, so why not think outside the box and elect some people to stir things up?
Even when Democrats start developing backbones and speak out, there's a backlash by the neocon-driven media.
So, I say fuck all of them (at least in Texas politics) and let's throw a kinky wrench in the mechanism and see how that works.

Holly in Cincinnati said...

Thanks to my best friend in Houston, my car sports a Kinky Friedman for Governor sticker.

dusty said...

I want a bumper sticker!

Kinky for Governor..what a ring it has..

I always watch 60 min..can't wait for tonite.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'll be removing my LIAR and Worst ever Bush stickers after summer and slapping on a Kinky sticker in their place.
Too many stickers on one car=crazy person on board, IMO.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Did anyone see Kinky on 60 Minutes?
He's definitely wild but at least he's honest about his past drug use and where he stands on issues, like being pro prayer in school and pro gay marriage.
I think he's refreshing- and if a stoop like George W. Bush was good enough to be governor of Texas, I think a wit like Kinky will do an even better job.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Postscript to last entry:

If Gov. Kinky just shows up everyday and stays awake, he'll do a better job than Bush did as governor.

Holly in Cincinnati said...

I gatehr that one of his slogans is: "After All, How Hard Can It Be?"

dusty said...

It was good and light-hearted. Kinky was very candid as you said about his past. I loved his logic regarding career pol's.

His adoption center was the highlight for me since I am not a resident of Texas..I love him for that:)

dusty said...

um..for dogs..his adoption center for stray or abused dogs..thought I should make that clear for those that didnt see it.

BigSis said...

I saw a bumper sticker that said "My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy."

And when asked if he's okay with gay marriage he replied, "hell yeah, why should we be the only ones to suffer?"

Better a Gov we can laugh with, than at.

My brother and I have already contacted Kinky headquarters to volunteer our campaign services, WEEHAW PARDNERS!

Karen Zipdrive said...

So, that makes it official. My big sister and brother are both on the Kinky bandwagon.
Yay!!