Monday, January 09, 2006

The L Word Premiere

Just as I suspected, season three looks like it's going to be just as lousy as season two.
A brief rundown of the characters' latest antics:

Bette & Tina: all about that stupid baby. Unemployed Bette looks slightly yellowish gray.
Dana: back with that chef chick, Laura. Looks like Dana will develop breast cancer this season.
Alice: on RX drugs, stalking Dana, crying a lot.
Helena: a psychic predicted Alice would be her next victim. She also bought a movie studio.
Shane: dating Carmen, hairstyle worse than ever.
Carmen: still hot.
Jenny Schecter: still crazy and tortured, plus her mother is played by equally crazy Margot Kidder. Their dramatic scene together was painful to watch.
Kit: Woo hoo, menopause is dawning.
No new characters, except for an exceptionally unattractive butch Jenny was shtupping back at her mother's house in the midwest. Of course they got caught.
Unfortunately, the producers opted to keep that same horrible theme music by Betty.
The writers all need to be beaten with sticks, then fired.
All in all, I think I'm done with the L Word.
It's a real pile of crap.

4 comments:

The Educated Eclectic said...

Agreed! Was completely disappointing, and indeed, more of the same of last's season's crap. Really didn't live up to its potential shown during the first season.

Oh well - another hour freed up per week!

Could Bette get ANY more annoying?

dusty said...

so are you saying..that all the folks that rave about how good this show is are straight and have no clue about the lesbian lifestyle? I know some straight bloggers I read just love it to pieces.

I keep meaning to see it but it must be on at a time when I watch something else.

duckus said...

I agree with everything you say .. and yet ..

.. must .. keep .. watching ...

Plus. Carmen. Hot.

Da Nator said...

Wow... you pretty much summed it all up. I don't know why I keep watching this damn shop. I guess hope springs eternal when you have so few alternatives...