Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Bottom Line For Drunken Dick:
An open letter


Dear Dick Cheney:

I believe you were drunk off your ass when you shot that old man in the face and heart.
Unless you can produce a field sobriety test and a police report taken immediately after the incident, I believe you had the whole sordid mess covered up, and that you refused to talk to the police until the next morning, after you had sobered up.
I believe you are a fucking liar, like most active drunks tend to be.
Get some help, you drunken old fart, and stop playing with guns when you're toasted.

Karen Zipdrive

5 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

A lot of hooch would certainly account for those strange grimaces for which The Dick is so well known.

larkohio said...

Lots of people are beginning to say that he had lots more to drink than one beer. That would account for the fact that he could not tell the difference between a man and a small helpless bird.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The Secret Service agents who were assigned to Drunk Dick during his shooting spree are starting to gossip- the guy over at Capitol Hill Blue claims he has three sources to verify that.
He's broken a mess of other stories, so he's about as credible as any professional blogger.

in.dog.neato said...

you again might be on to something KZ...keep digging...

In the late 60's and early 70's we had "Tricky Dick" Nixon...could Cheney be called "Trigger Dick" Cheney...or even "Whiskey Dick" Cheney?

either one is funny as hell...

but you'll never hear a True admission of guilt or remorse from Whiskey Dick...these assholes truly believe the rules don't apply to them...

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hell with the rules not applying to them- they think the LAW doesn't apply to them.
They break the law, then turn to their lackeys in the House and Senate to change existing laws to suit them.
These two drunks at the top have the best enablers in history.