The Bottom Line For Drunken Dick:
An open letter
Dear Dick Cheney:
I believe you were drunk off your ass when you shot that old man in the face and heart.
Unless you can produce a field sobriety test and a police report taken immediately after the incident, I believe you had the whole sordid mess covered up, and that you refused to talk to the police until the next morning, after you had sobered up.
I believe you are a fucking liar, like most active drunks tend to be.
Get some help, you drunken old fart, and stop playing with guns when you're toasted.