State of the Unctuous
I didn't watch Goofy's speech last night. I watched all the gay stuff on Bravo instead.
Whatever he said, I don't believe. And whatever he failed to say, he should have said.
I heard he mentioned the word terror almost 20 times.
He should be referred to as, "The Terror President."
I'm sure getting ready to deliver the speech was exhausting for him.
Watch: he'll soon be rushing back to Crawford for another vacation.
After all, there is brush to clear, lines to snort and booze to drink.
Did you watch it? What did you think?