How's Your Day Been So Far?
Mine started out kind of shitty.
As I took the trash to the curb for pickup this morning around 7:30, I noticed something was different about my driveway.
My car wasn't parked in it.
Yep, some motherfucker crackhead stole my Acura, my all time favorite car.
Just two months ago, I spent more than $1,500 under the hood, having my mechanic bring the engine up to showroom condition. I also had about $30 worth of gas in the tank.
And the thief stole what was in it,too:
A stack of CD's, including my favorite Annie Lennox CD, my prescription sunglasses, my CD player, my red scarf, my umbrella from Montreal with the gorgeous silk screened art on it, my little pile of winning lottery scratch-off tickets, a brand new box of Gain detergent, 20 pounds of kitty litter, my lucky charm beaded gecko, my water bottle, a pile of loose change and a brand new tin of Altoids mini mints.
Yes, it was locked.
Yes, it did have an alarm and yes, it was on.
Yes, it was parked just outside my bedroom window.
No, I didn't hear a thing as I slept.
Yes, I have theft insurance.
No, I don't have a rental car rider on my policy.
Oh, well, at least some crackhead is driving around in a fast car with three different anti-Bush bumper stickers on it.
I hope the black market auto crooks down in Mexico appreciate it.