Memo to Dick Cheney
Hey Dick, we know Libby fingered you as the one who initiated his illegal leaking of CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity, but did you have to shoot someone to divert our attention?
Were you drinking out there on the Armstrong Ranch when you mistook that old guy for a quail? Were ya, Dick?
All I can say for sure is, Dick, you suck!
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The first thing the cops do in Texas when investigating a hunting accident is to test the shooter for alcohol in his system.
You think they tested Dick?
Hell, no.
Dick and Bush are above the law.
At least we know the NRA will be coming out soon with some horseshit excuse for why an old geezer mistook another old geezer in a dayglo orange hunting vest for a 4-ounce, brown bird.
I'm sorry but I LMAO when I heard about this today..I mean I really busted a gut over it. These bozo's can't even hunt correctly...and the guy he shot was like 78..he's lucky he can walk farther than a mile at his age...
i'm only sorry that cheney wasn't hunting with the pres.
i WAS gonna say i was sorry that "Dick wasn't hunting Bush" (pun intended?), but then i thought that might be offensive to some on this oh-so-politically-correct BLOG!
LOL!
This Blog is anything but politically correct, JB!
Meanwhile, I'm sure Dick hasn't been interested in *that kind* of bush for 30 years.
Old men like him get their rocks off by waging wars...or shooting people.
I think bourbon and senility may have had a hand in Cheney not being able to tell the difference between a man and a tiny bird.
apparently he heard a sound, turned and shot - but the other guy was in the line of fire...
and heck, i thought "shoot first and ask questions later" was just a metaphor...
I initially thought Dick was startled by someone yelling "Look out, Sir...It's Cindy Sheehan!"
but no...
All there neo-cons who are saying it's no big deal that it took more than 24 hours for the media to be notified, imagine what would have happened if Whittington shot Cheney instead?
If the shotgun blast was not that big a deal, the old guy wouldn't have been in Intensive Care for more than 24 hours.
I'm sick of the spin.
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