Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Grounds For Divorce

Some marriages can withstand a little infidelity.
In the case of Sandra Bullock and her white trash husband Jesse James, I cannot see Bullock ever having sex with him again after she knows he's been screwing this tattooed Nazi whore.
All this time, I thought James must know how lucky he was to be married to someone so much better than him in every possible way. I was even happy that his lost Pit Bull Cinnabun was found and returned to him.
Now I hope Cinnabun bites him right in the nuts.
And I hope Sandra comes home to Austin and tells Jesse James to take that dagger his whore is licking and stick it up his cheating ass. Bah!


Lulu Maude said...

Whatta scumbag.

I pity women heterosexuals.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I pity women heterosexuals who hook up with disgusting cheaters, but believe me, plenty of lesbians cheat, too.
It's just harder to get the clap or AIDS from woman-to-woman sex, and with Jesse James' disgusting taste, Sandra Bullock oughtta dump him just to keep from getting a disease, if for no other reason.

Lulu Maude said...

Are tattoos contagious?

Distributorcap said...

now the other jesse james didnt meet such a good ending

nonnie9999 said...

i hope jesse james gets stuck with this walking inkblot. just wait another 10 or 20 years. the ink's not gonna look so good when everything's a couple of inches lower. have you see her wedding pics? they're here, along with this lovely little story:

Shane [her ex-hubby], a tattoo artist, married Michelle in Vegas in 2004, and they have a five-year-old son. Their wedding photos are below. In the second picture Michelle is making bunny ears on a child we assume is her older son, Elijah, now 12. Elijah is Jewish and Shane says Michelle thinks it's funny she makes the Nazi salute.

yeah, that's a fucking riot.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The whore would be attractive if she wasn't all circus tatted.
But she's no Sandra Bullock.

Matty Boy said...

Just when I was getting used to the idea that not all tattooed girls are going to break a beer bottle over my head when I turn my back.

Seriously, right now, the best student I have in either of my classes is a nice bright young lady in my trig class who has a LOT of ink.

Also, I want to say as a responsible penis owner, not all of us are trying to screw everything that looks even halfway presentable.

It's the 82% of bad apples that make the rest of us look bad. (Statistics pulled out of my...)

Karen Zipdrive said...

See? That makes two straight guys I know who aren't cheaters!

Karen Zipdrive said...

A spokesrat for James said, "He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together," the friend says. "The one thing that's most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes..."

Uhh, the one thing that was MORE important to him was dipping his wick in that cauldron of fetid tattoo ink.

Matty Boy said...

I guess being a hermit counts as not being a cheater these days.

bigsis said...

It turns out you CAN judge a book by its cover.

bigsis said...

Hoo boy, I've just read that more skanks are coming out of the woodwork to talk about their affairs with the "Vanilla Gorilla" while he was married to Sandy. I'm sick about this and I'm glad she came home to be with her family in Austin.

Karen Zipdrive said...

If she dares to take him back, she will totally demolish her reputation as a smart, strong woman who tolerates no bullshit from anyone, on or off screen.
It's bad enough he cheated, but his taste in women is downright dangerous to one's genital health.

Vanilla Gorilla? BWAHAHAHAHA!

Fran said...

Bullock is out of his league & he's so low, he looks up to pond scum.

Dump him Sandra.
You are at the top~ don't let him drag you down.

dguzman said...

It's obvious that Bullock aimed way low when she took in this asshole. Poor Sandra.... I hope she stays strong and does what's best for her.