Massa's In the Cold, Cold Ground
The difference between Democrats and Republicans is, when a Democratic politician is involved in a sex scandal, we turn on him like the scumbag liar he is.
Fortunately, Massa can lick his wounds on Fox News, where he's always welcome to snorkel* and teabag with his new buddy Glenn Beck.
This maneuver is performed by placing one's testicles over the eyes of one's partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of the penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)
From The Urban Dictionary