Thursday, March 11, 2010

Massa's In the Cold, Cold Ground

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is, when a Democratic politician is involved in a sex scandal, we turn on him like the scumbag liar he is.
Fortunately, Massa can lick his wounds on Fox News, where he's always welcome to snorkel* and teabag with his new buddy Glenn Beck.

This maneuver is performed by placing one's testicles over the eyes of one's partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of the penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)
From The Urban Dictionary


Iain said...

Just about to have my breakfast, until now. Did Beck fake-cry when he'd finished?

Anonymous said...

Personal to KZ: I found another excellent SA blog:

Can you recommend others? Could be a separate post I suppose.

(Sorry everyone for being off topic. Massa is reprehensible.)

Lulu Maude said...

Massa redeemed himself on Beck's show by owning his shit and then castigating Beck for his name calling andshowing up at tea party rallies and pretending that the budget deficits all happened last year.

Check out the clip on the Daily Show or Huff Post.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Lulu, I didn't watch Beck but I saw snippets and I didn't see Massa "owning his shit."
He's acting like a cornered animal, as far as I can see.

Lulu Maude said...

You should have seen it on the Daily Show. Stewart replayed it. Massa was really out there. I failed, he said. Then he called Beck on his attempts to rewrite economic history to the conveniences of the Republicans.