Texas Gubernatorial Primary
Someone in my comments asked for my take on today's primaries in Texas.
On the GOP side, there's gay Gov. Rick the Prick Perry versus Mommie Dearest Kay Bailey Hutchison, and on the Democratic side there's bland Bill White out of Houston against hair products zillionaire Farouk Shami, who was born in fuckin' Palestine, of all places.
The real race is between the two Republican jackals, because this is Texas.
They ain't no way anyone is voting for an Arab on the Democratic side, no matter how rich he is, so that's that.
Anyway, I didn't bother to vote because Bill White will win the Democratic primary for sure. And even if a miracle happens and Farouk Shami wins, I'll vote for him in the general election--or anyone--running against whichever GOP slimeball wins.
They say Perry is favored to beat Hutchison, which tells me decisively that Texas Republicans are fucking idiots who need a good horse whippin.'