I can no longer be silent

Liza Minnelli recently married some guy named Jim Gest, and I have to ask- what in the hell is up with that guy?
He looks like he's either carved out of wax or was the recipient of some discount plastic surgery in a back room somewhere in Tijuana.
Michael Jackson is his best friend, and there is an eerie similarity in their blank expressions. I'm not saying either is gay, but I wouldn't say either is a regular old heterosexual, either.
Liza, Liza, Liza, what have you done?