NYPovich Blue

Has anyone ever discussed how, on NYPD Blue, a recovering drunk, bald, fat, pock-faced shmoe like Andy Sipowitz always manages to bag these gorgeous professional woman?
I mean, come on, the guy's not even slightly rich on the show. And he wears short sleeved shirts with a tie, for chrissakes. And he's hardly got a charming personality, so what gives?
In real life, his wife is just average looking.
Can someone please 'splain this to me?
While you're at it, please explain why you think anyone would be stupid enough to go on Maury Povitch's horrid freak show "to hear some surprising news."