Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Two Monumental Product Endorsements

Rush to your local supermarket and buy some Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Cleaning Pads.
They are simply the most amazing cleaning products in the history of mankind.
With a simple, light swish, they take off grease, crayons, soot, pen, pencil, soap scum, wall dinge, wax, scuffs, smudges, gunk, goo, glop, stove crud, sneaker soles, leather uppers, car interiors, ceramic and glass.
While you're at it, try some Trix Whole Grain cereal with 75% less sugar. The colors are great– they have added green, blue and purple to the old time red, orange and yellow. Sweetened with Splenda, they are pretending it's not a low calorie, diet food but it is.
Between Mr. Clean and that Silly Rabbit, I am newly fulfilled as a human being. My life has new meaning. I have reached Samadhi and higher levels of Nirvana.

"Thus the knowledge that is more secret than the secret has been explained to you by Me.
After fully reflecting on this, rush out and buy both products, then tell us what you think."
–Bhagavad Gita (18:63)

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