Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Pat Robertson: Jesus Christ's Little Hitman

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (Aug. 22) - Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson called on Monday for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, calling him a "terrific danger" to the United States.

Now, I'm no devout Biblical scholar, but don't the 10 commandments pretty much cover killing as being something thou shalt not do?

So... let me get this straight.
It is ungodly to consider letting queers get married and raise families, but calling for hits on thine enemies is somehow okie dokie?

Well, at least we know where to find the village of Virginia Beach's idiot.
Praise the Lard!

6 comments:

Holly in Cincinnati said...

Excellent!

Bandera Negra said...

IMHO, Pat Robertson's oinions were not religious in nature, but economic. Wouldn't it be cheaper? Or any opinion by a preacher should be interpreted in a religious light? He didn't say: God has spoken to me and said: Kill Chavez. But I have heard Chavez (and Castro) say, today, that God protects Chavez and his friends, when asked what he thought about the comments of Robertson. So?

Karen Zipdrive said...

1. Pat Robertson holds himself out to be a 'Christian' leader.
2. As such, Pat Robertson should at least try to stay in the vicinity of honoring the Ten Commandments.
3. Pat Robertson's "oinions" being economic in nature doesn't excuse him from calling for anyone's assassination. He's not an economist, and judging people as worthy of being killed amply demonstrates that Robertson is about as "Christian" as the rest of these blood thirsty frauds on the right.
4. My radar is up. This Blog has recently had to endure the pretzel logic, antagonism and bad spelling of a relentless, idiotic stalker.
Bandera Negra means Black Flag.
I told the stalker he was a roach and I was a can of RAID.

To my regular readers- what do you think?
Is Jeff Ambrous, DVM of Carmel Indiana back again?

JimBob said...

Nah. This guy looks legit. His blog's been up since 7/04 and it's NOT in English. And he claims to hail from Venezuala. He probably found your blog by searching on "Pat Robertson" and "Venezuala".

I doubt our veterinarian buddy is smart enough to put up an entire blog in another language.

Besides, he's repube, remember? And repubes think the universe revolves around them...so why should they learn another language? "THE REST OF THE WORLD SHOULD LEARN ENGLISH IF THEY WANT TO TALK TO US REPUBES!"

Hee hee hee.

Karen Zipdrive said...

My apologies to Bandera Negra.
Lo siento, seƱor.

CLD said...

Regardless of what reasoning Robertson had for making the statement, it was completely hypocritical. But typical Robertson.

He's constantly holding the bible up in our faces and yet wants our government to break one of the ten commandments.

He's a jackass.