I'd Keep Him Hidden From the Media, too
Folks, this is a verbatim quote from our postmodernist DoD Secretary Ronald Dumsfeld:
"As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know."
Ask yourself: if you were a small business owner interviewing potential delivery boys or girls and an applicant answered ANY question that way, would you hire him or her?