Creepy Celebrity Chat
Father's Day came early to the Late Show with David Letterman, where on Tuesday night new dad Tom Cruise gushed about his new daughter Suri – and his finacée Katie Holmes.
I don't recall Tom Cruise being so gushy. Ever since he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch, he seems to have cracked his public persona and allowed his extraterrestrial true self to emerge.
I used to like him okay as an actor, then I noticed his two front teeth are not centered. That became a visual distraction, which led me to notice he's about as tall as Gary Coleman.
By the time he told Matt Lauer that postpartum depression could be cured by exercise and vitamins, I'd lost all patience with him.
Scientology may think Cruise is a good frontman, but he is to Scientology as Osama bin Laden is to Islamism. The Scientologists ought to send out Kirstie Alley on their behalf-- at least she's got a sense of humor.
Seclusion a la Greta Garbo would be my best PR advice for the Cruise family.