Well, Well, Well...
Rove May Get a Cell
It started this evening around 6 p.m. with a message on my cell phone from Left of Center Dusty in California.
It seems, according to Jason Leopold at Truthout.Org, Karl Rove has told Bush he's about to be indicted and that when he is, he'll step down.
I hate these kinds of slow buildups to potential blockbuster news, but Leopold has had a pretty good track record of accuracy in his predictions, so I am in pre-celebratory mode.
How wonderful it is to ponder the prospect of Bush's brain being excised from the West Wing.
I wonder what that might do to Bush's already plummeting polls?
How glorious it is to imagine Rove in prison, getting bent over a bench in the yard and pounded up the ass by a weightlifting brute of a lifer named Hakeem, whose 1970s, politcally motivated conversion to Islam did not include the "no forceable sodomy" rule.
It may be spiritually wrong to wish ill-will upon someone, but Rove is not human enough to be considered a person.
His decades of evil schemes against innocent people have denied him the right to be treated humanely. He deserves everything bad about prison life to happen to him.
Oh sure, the justice system might take forever to try and convict the pink fat bastard, but just the idea of him being too occupied with his defense to stay involved politically is satisfying in and of itself.
After his recent demotion, the GOP Lie Machine said he planned to direct his attention on the upcoming House and Senate races.
How'd you like to be a GOP running for office and get a call from Rove, offering to meet with you at your office to help you plan your race? The Paparazzi would be on them like pimps on a crack whore.
I don't like Bush or Cheney, but if I had to pick between the three, seeing Rove indicted will bring me just as much joy as seeing the other two bums perp walked across the White House lawn.
The wheels have been flying off the Bush wagon all year, but with Rove indicted, the engine just fell out.
After five years of bitching about Rove, the anticipation of vindication is truly a blessed event.