How I'd Love to Attend a Whitehouse Press Corps Briefing
I found the perfect accessory to take along.
It's called Liquid Ass*, an authentic butt-crack scent that's guaranteed to leave any room, person, briefcase or microphone smell like dirty ass.
Hurry and get yours today! http://liquidass.com/
*thanks, Katie
3 comments:
Isn't Commerce grand?!?!
Are you kiddin? My big brother and I have been swapping e-mail all day coming up with applications for Liquid Ass.
So far, I like the doorknob scenario.
Liquid Ass is now the centerpiece of a plan to attend the next GOP precinct meeting.
All I need is a beige pantsuit, some cheap slingbacks, a big purse and a giant cross on a necklace.
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