Thursday, May 18, 2006

How I'd Love to Attend a Whitehouse Press Corps Briefing

I found the perfect accessory to take along.
It's called Liquid Ass*, an authentic butt-crack scent that's guaranteed to leave any room, person, briefcase or microphone smell like dirty ass.
Hurry and get yours today!

*thanks, Katie


BigSis said...

You're assuming it doesn't already stink in that room.

Speaking of stinky asses, I'm getting impatient for news that Rove is out.

Lulu Maude said...

Isn't Commerce grand?!?!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Are you kiddin? My big brother and I have been swapping e-mail all day coming up with applications for Liquid Ass.
So far, I like the doorknob scenario.

dusty said...

sweet jesus in a fucking thong..liquid ass?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Liquid Ass is now the centerpiece of a plan to attend the next GOP precinct meeting.
All I need is a beige pantsuit, some cheap slingbacks, a big purse and a giant cross on a necklace.