Dear Homophobic, Right-wing Religious Radicals:
Remember when Bush whipped up a frenzy about gay marriage a few years back, wanting to amend the constitution specifically to exclude us from getting married?
It brought you out to the polls, but have you noticed the promised amendment went the way of Lifesaver candy-colored terror alerts?
Next will come the anti gay adoption platform.
Bush and Rove (if he's still at large) will come up with horror stories about gays adopting kids, and you'll all climb back into your Voyagers and Chevrolets and go back to the polls, hoping that your lone vote will help outlaw one more right for gays and lesbians.
Save your gas this time.
Bush won't do anything about gay adoption, except to stir up perverted scenarios designed to titillate your prurient interests.
Like Mary Cheney's book, there might be some buzz at first, but soon people will realize that gay adoption is just another wedge issue that imbeciles will fall for once again.
Please stop falling for games that appeal to your baser instincts.
While BushCo gets you all lathered up about gay adoption, you may not notice it cost you $7 in gas to drive to the polls.
Gays aren't the problem. The Republicans who have dragged us into war, made sweetheart deals with oil companies and drained our treasury are the problem.