Bush Birthday Haiku

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, the same folks who brought us Republican Survivor, are sponsoring a haiku contest to celebrate Bush's upcoming birthday. Here are my entries.

Dubya's Big Birthday
My gift to the Resident?
What Dick told Leahy

Hey George W
I have birthday gift for you
Fleas in Saddam's beard

May I bring a guest
to the Bush birthday party?
His name's Michael Moore

Mr. President?
Fahrenheit Nine Eleven
There's your birthday gift