Friday, December 19, 2008

Merry Christmas to Little Merry Sunshine, aka Jessica
From KarenZipdrive, Your Secret Santa

Thanks to my buddy Monkey Muck, I've been included in his annual Secret Santa celebration, where earlier today I was thrilled by blogger Mommy's amazing treats for me. Links to hers and Little Merry Sunshines's blogs can be located in the comments section below.
I was assigned to be Secret Santa for my new friend Jessica, who writes a very sharp blog out of Chicago, home of my all time favorite president.

Obviously, her Christmas gift extravaganza will start with tickets for four, all expenses paid, to the inaguration in Washington, DC, where she and her guests will stay at the Watergate in an apartment next door to Condi Rice's pad. Peep holes have been pre-drilled for her amusement.

Now, we've all heard Chicago can be a rough town, so forget the guard dog, I'm sending my new pal her very own guard Bear.
While she's away at the inauguration, imagine the fun burglars will have jumping her fence only to meet her cuddly new protector!

Next comes a private concert for Jessica and her buddies, all the way from my home in Texas. A little group we like to call The Dixie Chicks:

Jessica is said to love gardening, but it's too fucking cold to garden in Chi-town in the winter, so here from Smith & Hawken comes a snazzy new 8x12 greenhouse, all for her.

And all work and no play makes Jessica a dull girl, so here's a nice set of box seat season tickets for all the Chicago Cubs games.
They are in Row 6, infield, so I suppose that's a nice spot.

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And to tailgate to the games, what could be nicer than a car a Texan like me would consider ideal for any Chicagoan?
Yeah baby, it's the purple pimp limo!

Merry Christmas, Jessica!


Karen Zipdrive said...

Mommy got me the most fabulous surprises imaginable at:
Little Merry Sunshine's blog is at

Little Merry Sunshine said...

Karen Zipdrive,

Oh my goodness!!!!! What have I done to deserve such incredible generosity! Thank you so much Karen!

I LOVE Obama and so wish I could truly be at his inauguration! I lived in DC in the 90s and was at the 1997 Clinton Inauguration. It rocked to say the very least.

The Dixie Chicks are super cool and I've always wanted to see them in concert!

As long as the Guard Bear shovels the driveway, I'm happy to have him.

And with my new greenhouse, I can have fresh veggies all year long! Yeah!

Do you have any idea how much I love my Cubbies? I think I'll have to really buckle down and work hard the next few months so I can take off the whole summer to spend in my awesome seats!

Finally, there are no words to describe the new purple pimp limo for tailgating. I'm am truly speechless. I will be the envy of . . . . well, I'm not sure whom exactly, but someone for sure.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Little Merry Sunshine said...

P.S. For a total stranger, you've done better shopping for me than all of my family and close friends have done combined in the last 37 years of my life.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wow, I am so happy you enjoyed what I put together for you.
And of course the bear shovels driveways, but I must have forgotten to include your new, heavy duty personal snow-plow and its own little garage to park it in.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Way to go! Thanks for playing.

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Little Merry Sunshine said...

My own snow plow too! Yippee! Now I can toss all my snow into my nasty neighbor's driveway! Yeah! Oh wait, that's not really in the spirit of Christmas. Eh, that's okay. Thank you! Thank you!

Distributorcap said...


does a bear shit on a golf course?

Dusty said...

Lawd have mercy what a haul! ;p