Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Riddle Me This



Question: What do you name a kid who was conceived during a boozy ecstacy romp?
Answer: Tripp.

11 comments:

Gua said...

Too funny!!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Gotta wonder if MeeMaw Johnstone had a hand in naming the kid.

dguzman said...

Timothy Leary?

zoe said...

Karen, it gets better. Learned over at Mudflats: Easton = ice skate brand; Mitchell = fishing reel brand
and of course Johnston is a just another name for a dick.
gotta hand it to these grifters.....

Randal Graves said...

Hey, cut 'em some slack. Could have named the kid 'Puck.'

Utah Savage said...

In my case it was my one and only pregnancy, and my one and only abortion. Whatever it's called it's a mistake. Poor Levi.

I hope he continues him mom's business if only for our titillation, and his mother-in-law's political embarrassment.

I know, I'm a mean spirited bitch, but I come by it honestly.

Rastamick61 said...

The middle name Easton is curious too. It's the name of a company that makes hockey sticks and Levi is big into the frozen pond and the rubber biscuit. I'll bet anyone this fake front tooth of mine that the kid's middle name comes from a sports equipment company. I thought the first name was in honor of Linda Tripp of Monica's cumstained dress notoriety. Why not ? She's a famous lowlife and backstabber sniffing the trash cans of power, kinda like they do up in that Wasilla there, such as.

nonnie9999 said...

they're hoping for a girl next time, so they can honor levi's mom and name the baby Oxy Contin Johnston.

DCup said...

I'm surprised the kid wasn't named Red Bull Grey Goose Johnston.

Lulu Maude said...

Oh, Zippie, that was a typo. The kids named the baby to honor Gramma Sarah... but the name is Dripp.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Jeeze, now I hear that some publication is offering the dropout couple half a mil for pictures of the little bastard.
Hell, for that amount I bet they'd just sell the kid to the magazine.