Wednesday, December 17, 2008

What Production Values?



We live in America, home to Hollywood and the most talented screenwriters, directors, producers, special effects artists and cinematographers on Earth.
With all that talent abounding, the Bush hillbillies give us this schlock?
Watch it if you dare.
And never forget that Barney is actually a mean little bastard who snarls and bites, just like his stupid, shoe-dodging daddy.

11 comments:

DCup said...

That reaches new levels of SUCK!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Especially those dumb-ass twins. I loved that drunken Jenna sitting at her goofy husband's knee like some kind of retro housewife.
And how unnatural can speech be? They all act like they're made of wood.

bigsis said...

I've never seen a more uncomfortable and amateurish video in my life. This family is so disconnected they appear to be strangers to each other.

Karen Zipdrive said...

And would it have killed them to fix the lighting so the black dogs would actually show up a little?
This whole hot mess looks like it was put together by the same company that brought us The Dollar Store.

Dawn on MDI said...

All of the great screenwriters, produces and effects people are DEMOCRATS who let these morans fend for themselves. Obviously the family talents lie elsewhere.

themom said...

OMG...how smarmy can ya get?? Acting is not in their future whatsoever. Look at Dubya...his acting has sucked bigtime for the last 8 years.

nonnie9999 said...

i remarked elsewhere that when pickles has barney on one side and miss beasley on the other, she looks like she has huge hairy moving armpits.
know what struck me? (no, it wasn't a flying shoe) jenna and not-jenna were raised in texas, and they have no southern accent. chimpy was born in connecticut and went to college (yeah, right) in new england. why is it that girls raised in texas have no southern accent, but that asshole chimpy does?

karenzipdrive said...

Oh, I think the Bush's all have accents, it's just that the twins accents are overshadowed by their deep voices from too much drinking and smoking.
As for W., I think he really cultivated his drawl, thinking it made him sound less like a preppy Yale cheerleader.

Lulu Maude said...

What fun--the White House just discovered the Internet!

I liked Jenna's performance the best--she loosens up after a couple of tall ones and really can project.

Distributorcap said...

now why doesnt not-Jenna have a boyfriend there

Fran said...

My Crap-O-Meter is in the red zone!!!

I must have missed the segment where they reject the Seattle artist's impeachment ornament.

And as crappy as this piece of work is, I bet it cost a fortune to make.