Thursday, December 11, 2008


Here he is, leaving his house via a back alley.
I'm just sorry I hadn't heard of Blogo before this latest scandal erupted.
That retro hair-mop, the turned up nose, the close together eyes--stuff that blog dreams are made of.
He could have been my Condi Rice or Ursula Plassnik and I could have been the next Princess Sparkle Pony, but no.
I am a day late and a dollar short.
Seriously though, doesn't this guy look like that kid in high school playing pocket pool during science class and picking his nose during assemblies?
Twerps with power are so thrilling, no?


Karen Zipdrive said...

Also, if you can please try to catch a pic of his poor wife trying to look supportive. She looks like she just caught another beating only moments before.

Dusty said...

Oh-my-friggin-gawd you nail it or what woman?

I love your posts like reign supreme! ;)

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Everything about the guy screams, "I'm seedy!"

Randal Graves said...

Gosh darnit, I would've won if I ran with Rod the Helmet instead of McPoopypants!

- Sarah

Lulu Maude said...


nonnie9999 said...

i highly doubt his wife has a mark on her. from what i have been reading, she is a player in chicago politics, and somewhat of a lady macbeth figure. she is right behind him, pushing him on. they might both have a few screws loose, and the 2 of them feed off each other's craziness.
stop by my place tonight. i will have a pic of lady macblago for you!

bigsis said...

nonnie's got it Zip. To have balls he has to borrow them from his wife when she's asleep. Her daddy has the bucks and bank rolled this creeps campaign and immediately got benefits from his investment. If the wife showed up with a bruise, no doubt this guy would quickly be sleeping with the fishes. Did you hear what this crazy bitch was saying in the background when her hubby, Bangs, was on the phone to someone?

karenzipdrive said...

Okay, okay, maybe I mistook dowdy and plain with beaten down.
That was before I heard the broad in the background--what a low class piece of work she is, and what a perfect couple.
May they both rot in the quasi Republican section of Hell.

nonnie9999 said...

karen dahling,
here are a bunch of pics of lady mcblag. this is not a fawning nancy reagan-type who looked upon her hubby with adoring eyes. this is a full participant in the game, if not the coach.

p.s. all the word verification non-words are easier to pronounce than blagojevich.

Anonymous said...

Oh, man, we've been hearing about this dork for a long time in Chicago. He's always seemed like a mouth breather who made it through the power structure due to his connections.

You have nailed his type.

Lulu Maude said...

Update: don't feel sorry for his "poor wife." She's as bad as he is. Her pop's an old alderman, and she can actually be heard on some of the FBI tapes goading him on.

Equal opportunity asshole.

p.s. I have never commented on my verification word (a la SPony) but it's spooky that this time it's bichiti

Lulu Maude said...

Oops... I didn't read the latest comments.

My new verification word should be redundanti

FranIAm said...

Did you see that PSP's courtroom sketch post made it to CNN?

He could have been your Condi or Ursula - coffee almost flew all over my keyboard on that one my friend!

Distributorcap said...

i wonder how popular he will be in jail -- in the bubba wing

Anonymous said...

Blago is no worse a crook than any of his predecessors. He only wants a little Knickknacky. They all feather their nests!

Look at Bill Clinton. Look how rich he is? He commited many a vile sex act, and no one cares. He served his country well and is lauded as a great President!

Cut Old Blago a little Slack!

karenzipdrive said...

Another anonymous nitwit who can drool out his views but cannot sign his name. Coward.

HelenWheels said...

The guy looks like lego-man, fer chrissakes, with that helmet hair. I was trying to get some inside political scoop from my dad, who's in politics to some degree in Kankakee, but all he'd talk about is his landfill case (Chicago's trying to force a landfill on them & he's been fighting them for years). So... if I do find out any good dirt, I'll let you know.

as for that wife, she's a piece of work. I saw her alderman dad interviewed the other night, and apparently there was a falling out in 2005 and she doesn't talk to dad or sisters anymore, and they blame Blago and say they hope she wises up to what a bad person he is! Oh, snap!

In any case, i spent a good deal of the weekend reading trolls on Huffpost trying to blame this on Obama. Priceless.

Isn't a good scandal just too much fun?