Thursday, January 08, 2009

Adios MoFo



Turns out the Bushes will be high-tailing it back to Midland on inauguration day.
Ahh, Midland.
I was forced to attend a journalism conference in Midland a while back and I recall the clock on the courthouse being 10 minutes late.
I also watched at dusk from my downtown hotel window a red light on a major thoroughfare stay yellow for 22 minutes.
Midland is possibly the dullest town on America.
It's the home of fat businessmen who wear cowboy boots with suits and ladies with genuine beauty parlor hair-dos.
Everything bad you hear about Texas is encapsulated in Midland.
What a perfect place for Bush to make his descent.

14 comments:

Dusty said...

The worst Pres in history in the armpit of TX...damn skippy..perfect!

nonnie9999 said...

it doesn't matter where chimpy and pickles go, wherever they are turns to shit. they could be in the most exclusive neighborhood in the world, and they will have it feeling like a rundown trailer park in minutes.

bigsis said...

He can hit the bottle hard at the Midland Country Club while Obama cleans up his lousy mess.

So the Blair House won't be available for the Obama's and the White House will be empty. Fuck you Bush.

Utah Savage said...

Coming from small town West Texas, I concur.

Anonymous said...

Houston is pretty shitty: weather, traffic, pollution, you name it.

Lulu Maude said...

Then there's the new digs in Dallas--Bush'll be using our bucks to "secure" his area.

dguzman said...

I actually think Houston is the armpit of Texas. Midland is probably the asshole. Still, it fits.

bigsis said...

Rumor in Dallas has it that Crazy Eyes will stay in the Dallas mansion and Dirty Butt W will stay in Crawford roaming the range in his pickup spittin' and drinkin'

Look at the photo, does it look like she's even remotely interested in hanging around with him?

kirby said...

I agree. He'll drink himself to death at his phony ranch, she'll smoke herself to death at some Dallas country club.

HelenWheels said...

So they are not attending the inauguration (funny.... I just recalled referring to the shrub's as the "in-augh!-urination" in my 2004 bitterness) at all?

Don't out-going presidents usually attend? I don't know because I only recently started paying attention to this stuff.

Distributorcap said...

odessa is worse -- but then again anywhere where there is a bush sucks

GDAEman said...

He's one president who won't be able to hit the speaker's circuit... can't talk right.

Karen Zipdrive said...

GDAE, his grammar and syntax aren't his only handicaps- he's got absolutely nothing to say.
Unless he finds (true) religion and wants to launch a mea culpa tour, nobody would pay to listen to this imbecile's opinions on anything.

Karen Zipdrive said...

D-Cap, Odessa is Midland's blue collar twin. It's where they stash their darkies and Mexicans so the lily white Midland womenfolk don't get scared.
But for true anatomical accuracy, the enema nozzle for Texas should be stuck into either Waco or Beaumont.