Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dry Drunk? Not So Fast.



A reliable source tells me her cousin is a long-time employee at the Midland Country Club, where Bush frequently joins his oil rich buddies for boozing and bullshitting sessions.
It's common knowledge there among the staff that Bush has his booze slipped into a Coke can by bartenders, lest some traitor with a camera snaps him belting down the Jack Daniels out in the open.
He's been drinking the whole time he's been in office.
As for Laura the enabler? Poppy and Crotchface Babs have put the kibosh on her request for a divorce, but her consolation prize is a mansion in Dallas, while her ne'er-do-well hubby is exiled to Crawford so he can drink till he pukes amongst the cedar and brush.
I wouldn't want an active alkie driving me anywhere, much less driving the country from the Oval Office.
His continued alcoholism explains a lot.
Especially the delusional, grandiose parts.

11 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It all makes sense if you know he's been drinking the pat 8 years, It doesn't make it right, it just makes sense that he'd behave that way if he was drunk.

Matty Boy said...

I'm not sure the cousin of a reliable source continues to be a reliable source. He sure acts like he's drinking but it could be prescription drugs instead. Since he's never really admitted he was an alcoholic, it would make sense he wouldn't admit a prescription drug problem, either, and often doctors won't acknowledge it.

Another explanation is there are some people who are just assholes, and chemicals only change the degree.

Dusty said...

I wouldn't be surprised if he is still drinking. Nope, not in the least.

Lulu Maude said...

Don't forget the testosterone stuff. Apparently when he was considering making the run, supporters and family asked him to be tested for drugs. The typical drugs (esp coke) were absent, but the test revealed off the scale levels of testosterone. He gets injections.

Could account in part for the bellicose foreign policy.

Oh, what a little world he lives in.

Lisa said...

I always just assumed the "clean" story was for public relations purposes.

Frankly, I'd prefer mildly drunk most of the time to being a mentally-stunted, petulant goof off as president, anyway.

nonnie9999 said...

i don't even care anymore what his substance abuse problems are--whether they be drugs, alcohol, or jesus. i am just so happy that he will soon be gone. i hope chimpy and pickles have an absolutely miserable life.

dguzman said...

You mean the story about Pickles asking for a dee-vorce is true???

Mommy said...

Come on really? How can they stop her from divorce? What is happening to our country? Will I need a burqua(sp) soon?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Mommy- it would be easy to stop her.
Just imply that they'd kill her if she left him and embarrassed the family.
You think they are above that sort of thing?

Distributorcap said...

i dont think i would want his murdering wife driving me home either

someone told me once that George and Laura were big doers of the white stuff in Dallas before he entered politics

Karen Zipdrive said...

D-Cap, Bush's former sister-in-law wrote in her memoirs that she'd seen Bush snorting coke at Camp David while his daddy was president.
Come to think of it, whatever happened to that former sister-in-law?
':/