Too Legit? Bullshit!
Former rapper MC Hammer and former pitchman Ed McMahon will be doing an ad during the Superbowl on Sunday for a company that buys scrap gold.
I feel kind of sorry for broke-ass Hammer because he's kind of dumb and likable, but McMahon can suck it.
Instead of doing an ad where he's pretending he has any gold to sell, McMahon should instead dig himself up to his neck in sweepstakes investments.
Considering how he fronted for a bogus company that ripped off senile old people like my late mother for thousands of dollars, Ed should take the same risk with his dwindling bank account.
Besides, selling scrap gold is a ripoff.
Last year I found a little box I'd forgotten about filled with odd earrings and a few broken gold chains that I decided to sell for scrap. I was amazed at how little they paid.
Good thing I didn't need the money.
Leaving Hammer out of this, I still think the best thing for McMahon to do is dump the trophy wife, sell the mansion at a loss, get rid of the biting, lawsuit collecting little mutt and find himself a cozy two-bedroom apartment in Oxnard.
That way he can fill out his sweepstakes entries in private.