Guess who's in Air Force One flying to Washington?
That's right, he's already using the presidential ride.
I guess they cleaned up all the empty Jack Daniels bottles and puke stains and cleared out all the Hank Williams Jr. CDs so now Air Force One is ready to start transporting a real president.
Seeing this lifted my spirits. You?
Oh, and I read Bush is only getting Secret Service protection for 10 years instead of for life. Now there's a tax saving measure we can believe in!