Hear Me Now and Believe Me Later
Not to brag or anything, but I've been blogging since 2001 and my archives clearly display a prescience I'm rather proud of.
With that in mind, I'm predicting that House Minority leader John Boehner has some mammoth skeletons in his closet we may well find out about in due time.
On what do I base these suspicions?
1. Nobody from Ohio is that tanned in the middle of winter. Vanity in a male is a recipe for sexual shenanigans.
2. His wedding band is too wide. See MacBeth, "the lady doth protest too much..."
3. For a Republican, he's not that bad looking.
4. He's too arrogant to note that his party is totally devoid of credibility.
5. He displays obvious signs that he has an overblown sense of entitlement.
Therefore, I deduce that he's either fucking every chick he can find, or he's a pedophile who's into teen boys or little girls.
Seriously, we gotta watch this guy.
Something is just not Kosher with this straight-laced pretty boy with the sneaky eyes.
Okay, okay, maybe he's not a sex fiend or a perve. Maybe he's just skimming money or taking huge bribes.
But something about this cat stinks, and time will tell us what that odor is. Trust me on this, Mama Zipdrive knows.