Simon and Alex
Still not convinced you should be watching "The Real Housewives of NYC"?
Check out Simon, the queenie husband of Alex.
He's got an Australian accent and he loves to speak French to his sons Francois and Johan. He loves fashion and shopping and he never shies away from wearing color--like pink, for instance.
He and Alex love to vacation at St. Barth's, where he wears a Speedo thong with his massive man package sticking out.
And get this, he and his wife met on Craig's list, in the one-night-stand section.
And their house is in Brooklyn, not NYC, and it's a dump.
Yet they wear couture fashion and go to all the schnitzy society parties.
Ramona, with the big crazy eyes, hates them. She calls them posers.