Still not convinced you should be watching "The Real Housewives of NYC"?
Check out Simon, the queenie husband of Alex.
He's got an Australian accent and he loves to speak French to his sons Francois and Johan. He loves fashion and shopping and he never shies away from wearing color--like pink, for instance.
He and Alex love to vacation at St. Barth's, where he wears a Speedo thong with his massive man package sticking out.
And get this, he and his wife met on Craig's list, in the one-night-stand section.
Yeecch.
And their house is in Brooklyn, not NYC, and it's a dump.
Yet they wear couture fashion and go to all the schnitzy society parties.
Ramona, with the big crazy eyes, hates them. She calls them posers.
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okay, you got me with this post. putting it on tivo. she needs some serious bicep rehab and if he is not gay, neither are several members of the fam.
Okay, honey--even if I might have considered getting cable and watching this show before (based on the woman-cupping-another-woman's-ass photo below), there's no freakin' way I'm gonna watch these two skeletons in their dump-house. Sorry.
:/
It finally hit me. The dude looks a lot like Lurch from the Addams Family...
Ah well... you know me. But thanks for contributing to my cultural literacy.
You never know when Will Shortz is going to turn these folks into crossword clues.
Lurch from the Addam's Family was not swishy and chatty. Simon is like the worst kind of queens there are- social climbing, name dropping and simpering.
He is attached at the hip with his wife and pesters her with questions, like which color boots he should wear with his outfit.
Straight men do not wear "outfits."
Or Speedos.
Someone just has to watch this with me. It's like watching a UFO land on my lawn without anyone being with me. Much better shared, because it's so unbelievable.
Allow me to sweeten the pot. Here's a clip of Simon and Alex with their bratty kids wishing someone called Elaine a happy birthday.
Tell me Simon's not gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oAdGYrvHzw
now i have to watch --- i have avoided this show, you have convinced me
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