Friday, March 13, 2009

It's Over. Move on, Nothing to See.

Neocon poster girl Ann Coulter's newest book sales have earned a fraction of the money she made on earlier books, written during the hay day of neocon idiocy.
Coulter, the self-proclaimed "popular" media figure has only sold 100,500 copies of her new book, compared to her 2003 sales high of 396,600 books. In publishing terms, that's an enormous flop.
Even John McCain's Republican daughter Meghan McCain has come out against the vitriolic Reptile of the Right.
She said, in a recent post on The Daily Beast, "I straight up don’t understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting and confusing all at the same time..."
Looks like people across the board are fed up with her snide remarks and negativity during such a perilous time in America's history.
Coulter has wished aloud that President Obama had picked a fight with her rather than Rush Limbaugh, not because she can better articulate a snotty response, but because she's that desperate for attention.
Recently, she even had the gall to suggest that Keith Olbermann's degree from Cornell University was not equal to hers because they chose different majors.
Seriously, the woman is desperate for any kind of publicity.
What's next, killing kittens or assaulting elderly people?
After 8 years of that idiot Bush and evil Dick Cheney, let's face it, we're sick of these full-of-shit neocons. They were wrong about everything and their credibility is zilch.
The last thing they need is this shrewish scarecrow whoring for them.
Ann, why don't you just shut the fuck up and give all of us a break?


Matty Boy said...

And now she has Victoria Jackson as competition in the category of America's Most Bat Shit Crazy Blonde. Life is getting tougher for this piece of gristle.

Lulu Maude said...

Hmmm... she needs attention, does she? I suggest that she shave her head and get it on publicly with Michael Steele at the next GOP gala.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Matty Boy, I saw Victoria Jackson's obnoxious Fox News appearance and I wanted to smack her in the face with a snow shovel.
She's turned into a cross between a more-slovenly Shelley Winters and Rush Limbaugh.
Lulu, I highly doubt Ann Colter would do it with a male, much less a male negro*.

*as she likely calls Black people

nonnie9999 said...

i hope the anorexic bitch invested every dollar she ever made with bernie madoff.

HelenWheels said...

Her 15 mins. have been stretched out enough.

Time for this nasty, loathesome freak to call it a day.

Buh, BYE.

HelenWheels said...

KZD your comparison of Victoria Jackson to Winters made me spew.


Katie Schwartz said...

Oh, how I miss you, Zipalicious. Spot on re: Shut the fuck up and give us all a break. I'm so glad repubes are speaking out against the snatcharella. She is a media whore and let's hope she fades to black and we never see her again.

Lulu Maude said...

Where did Joan go?

Anonymous said...

She's Drop Dead Gorgeous! She's got a fine mind too! Is she married or does she have a sister?

The other Lisa said...

Well, considering the RNC bought about 100K of books to give to their 'most loyal' that means she 'sold' about 500 books. These two funny ladies (and I hate to blogwhore on someone else's blog, but I think you'll laugh your ass off) have read the whole entire book and done a damn fine job of skewering every chapter. Plus, she's 82; I mean come on - with that little time left an she's punishing herself with Coulter? Poor woman!

Fran said...

I bet SHE bought 100,000 of those copies sold.
Now she needs to buy a hampster & bird to line their cages with the pages of her book!