Thursday, March 05, 2009

Please, Somebody Shoot This Fat, Arrogant Bastard.

Hoo, Boy.
Now OxyContin breath Rush Limpball, the de fatso head of the Repignican party, has challenged President Obama to fly down to Palm Beach and join the jowly son of a bitch in his little radio booth for a debate.
Meanwhile, any Repignican who crosses him is immediately forced to publicly apologize to his highness.
You have to love Michael Steele having to grovel at his feet after he deigned to call him "an entertainer."
Is there no end to his arrogance and conceit?
He's a fucking radio guy with an audience of America's most ignorant, honky white males. That's all he's ever been.
Yet the Repignicans are so desperate to get back into power, they are kowtowing to this fat, sexist bastard.
When Rush Limpballs is your best hope for success, you are, simply put, screwed.

Meanwhile, Obama stays above it all while his hilarious henchmen Rahm Emmanuel, Paul Begala and James Carville are making total asses of the Dittoheads and the Repignican party.

Get a load of this mishmash:



Lulu Maude said...

I can't help but think that Rahm started this feud by crowning Limbaugh head of the Repugs. His comment was designed to get Michael Steele defensive and to trigger the kind of exchange that's taken place since.

I'd read of Rahm's political skills before, but I hadn't expected to see anything like this from the White House Chief of Staff.

For all Obama's stuff disparaging "the same old politics" he did hire Emmanuel, a seasoned practitioner of them.

Randal Graves said...

I for one am glad to see the dums show a little cojones now and then for the first time since 38 BC. Makes for interesting theatre.

Karen Zipdrive said...

After the fuck job the Republicans gave the Democrats for the last 8 years, they deserve some comeuppance.
Obama can reach out his hand in peace, but I'm glad Rahm Emmanuel is there to kick some balls.

Dusty said...

There are over 300 million humans in the US.

Rush speaks to 20 million of them, by his own count.

I remind myself of that every time that slimy bastard opens his piehole and says something fucked up and irresponsible.

20 million used to seem like a lot, but hell..we talk in trillions now.

bigsis said...

Its fun to see the big fat bully kid on the block get teased. And the weasel that thinks he's the leader of the gang turns out to be just another stooge. This is fun, I'm enjoying the erosion of the Repiglicans. HAHA, I Iike that name too.

nonnie9999 said...

i'm not totally convinced that the dems actually finagled this whole 'limpdick is the head of the rethug party' theme. i think they lucked into it and then ran with it. after all, the dems didn't invite limpy to give the keynote speech at cpac, and they didn't force the dickless rethugs to apologize to the fat bastard.

however it came to be, i am enjoying the hell out it!

Matty Boy said...

I love you, Karen, but I do my best to avoid the "shoot this person" line on my blog and suggest others do likewise. It's like Alan Keyes talking about how Obama "must be stopped". The implications are just too creepy.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Rush Limbaugh is not holding any political office, and as long as we still have a first amendment, I think I am okay.

zoe said...

He's gonna pop any day now. Stand by.

bigsis said...

Karma will take care of this fat drug addicted bastard for wishing death on Sir Teddy Kennedy.

Distributorcap said...

i dont think rahm and begala created this - it was handed to them, - Rush's little speech at CPAC was just a treasure trove of hate and gerat TV. the fact is steele and vitter and cantor as just plain stupid and scared - and complete putzes.