True Love Never Runs Smooth
In what might be the most expected outcome in history, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have split up, leaving Palin a full-fledged unwed mother.
I guess Sarah Palin's failed bid to become the next VeePee kind of made the prospect of marrying the daughter not so attractive anymore.
I mean, after Bristol dropping two kids in one year, where's the mystery for Levi?
As for Bristol, once she saw the big cities and bright lights of the lower 48, could she ever find happiness with an unemployed dude who lists his hobbies as gettin' drunk and shootin' shit?
Sarah Palin's people are saying, "No comment, because this is not a State matter."
It became a state matter when we had to endure Palin trotting out her kids like stage props. It became a State matter when Palin expected the radical right to embrace her knocked-up kid because she "chose not to abort."
I guess for some, choosing not to abort trumps being sexually active as a 16-year-old, and not having the sense to use condoms or the pill.
I still say, if Sarah Palin spent more time parenting and less time trying to propel her dumb ass into national politics, she may have been able to either caution her daughter about avoiding pregnancy, or making sure she had no opportunities to breed with a white trash, mullethead like Levi Johnston.
However you slice it, Alaska is stuck with a white trash Governor who shows the same primal, parental instincts as a Labrador Retriever.