The Top Secrit Dairy of Levi Johnston
Fuckin' A, I'm finaly free of those fuckin' Palin bitches!!!!
Words got out that me and Bristol have broke up and I am fuckin' free of dipers and baby shit and puke and all that shit.
That bitch Sarah and that pussy whip Todd rilly tryed to leen on me to marry Bristol but I kept sayin' wate till I get my jorneymans papers to be a electrisian so I could take care of them better. HA HA HA!!!
My boys an me rilly celebated after word got out.
Bucky brougt a case of old milwalkie and Moose brougt a ounce of some primo Matanuska Tundra Fuck and I stole some of my moms oxys she forgot she hid. Man we was all fucked up!!!!
The Palins had the nerve to ask me to give back the suits and shit they bought me for the convension, but I said yeh sure, like Sarah gave back all that fuckin clothes and shit they bought her. HA HA HA HA!
There is a little bad news tho. Willow called and said shes late on her period and I am sweatin my balls off about the shit. She fuckin BETTER NOT BE LATE.
I might oughta look into gettin a vastectomy at the rate I am goin' but I wont cuz I may want to meat a nice girl and settle down & shit oneday- and have a family with kids & all.
Them Palin bitches is all horny. Even the old lady ansered the door oneday wearing onley a towell & she was acting all surprized n' shit that I was at the fuckin' door.
She knew I was comin' over but she acted all surprized & shit. Sure she wuz.
I gotta go. Willow is texting my ass off, wantin' to meet me behind the old burnt out church again. She better fuckin' not be PG.